Halo 2 Golden Warthog

I admit it. I play Halo 2. On XBox Live nonetheless. And while, yes, most of the people are indeed teenagers (or younger) who think it is cool to say stupid things, it is a lot of fun being able to play with some of my friends from Florida.

However, like any popular game, there are always "secrets" that abound. One of particular note on Halo 2 is called the "Golden Warthog." The Warthog is a Hummer/Jeep like vehicle that has a driver, a rider and a gunner manning a vehicle-mounted machine gun. But apparantly there is a magical way you can find a Gold-colored one in one of the levels. While perusing the net about it, I found what was probably one of the best instructions ever given for the finding of a secret in a game.

"TO GET THE GOLDEN WARTHOG YOU HAVE 3 DIFFERENT WAYS. NUMBER 1:GET YOUR XBOX AND THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW AND PICK IT UP AND TURN IT ON THEN BOOM THERE IT IS. NUMBER 2:GET A HAMMER AND SMASH YOUR XBOX 20 TIMES THAN TURN IT ON IF U CAN THEN BOOM THERE IT IS. NUMBER 3:LET THE XBOX LOOK AT YOUR FACE THAN IT WILL GET SO SCARED OF ITS ULGYNESS IT WILL AUTOMATICLY POP UP ON THE SCREEN. THERE YOU GO JUST 2 ONE IT WORKS TRUST ME I DID MM ALL." - WaMbUlAnCe

Pure, pure genius. WaMbUlAnCe, I applaud you.